when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
“You see, I am a poet, and not quite right in the head, darling. It’s only that.”— Edna St. Vincent Millay (via: poetic-sanctum)
just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
What are the extra two?
Denial 2 and Astral Projection
Do you ever read a fanfic or see fanart and you’re all like “these characters are all fictional and you’re entitled to your feelings and interpretations of them”, but at the same time you’re just like “Oh my god, this is the shittiest take on X character that I’ve seen and I’m almost offended by how wrong your portrayal is. Either you’re projecting big time or you’ve misunderstood them entirely.”
bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches
Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)
Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)
Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)
bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211:
nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:







