(Source: bloodyoathmate)


queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)


therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(Source: libronjames)


alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat


huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute)


(Source: antlrboy)



beginner993:


221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how


mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits


cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy)


bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers


givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment


fivegoldencockrings:

4/19 11:59PM

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4/20 12:00AM

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