are you from tennessee? because you’re the only
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
The Wild Thornberrys
Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing
Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker
best cosplay ive ever seen.
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
|—||My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)|
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)
i regret every selfie a day later